Controlling his alternate selves takes concentration, and if an alternate self is killed or knocked out, he's dazed. At thirteen however, his personality is almost identical to Dave's, using more curse words and fewer intellectual quips than his older self. Then again a week later. born: December 3rd, 2408introduction: 15 Earth yearsAct 6 Act 5: 16 Earth yearsCredits: 20 Earth years Researchers understanding of it was as follows: we dont know why, but there is an infinitely vast space adjacent to our dimension. It was thought to be dangerous to remain within it, so it was usually used to temporarily transfer oneself or objects or to trap intruders as a defensive panic room. The Elephant in the Room. Turns out, he's come all the way from Texas to find his bro, Dirk Strider. idk). This same power is later used by alpha Dirk on Lord Jack and Caliborn, confirming it to be a Prince of Heart ability that exists without the aid of Jake's Hope powers (as had previously been speculated). In this work of fanfiction, presented for your reading pleasure on Archive of Our Own dot org (and I do mean pleasure, you sickos), I, Ultimate Dirk Strider, engage in assorted narcissistic debaucheries with my own hilariously awful alternate universe doppelganger. When finally assembled, Brobot proves to be ludicrously strong. They later pose together for a snap that John receives on his 19th birthday. The computer gods had asked themselves a question. In other words, the universe exists and time is absolutely irreversible. If say you make the thread at a dead time on the site then bump it during a busy time. I also said we must not cast aside those stories. Because of this, Dirk is the center of a, Based upon his birthday, aspect, and lunar sway, Dirk's. Confirmation about infinite amount of parallel dimensions: Having all these different worlds is confusing. If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here. Dirk simply says that he failed and is consumed by the glitches brought on by Caliborn's interference in the game. More proof on alternate worlds/dimensions + R>F layers: Whether or not deathis fictional? asked Yuuko. having sex with Rose to give her a child to raise, considering Yiffany, does have a canine penis. Later he stated that it's probably better for him to stay out of Jake's life, considering himself to have been a completely toxic element in his life from day one. (6 pp. [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) AT JOHN: jake, i guess i actually dont know you that well, but i think theres a difference between making excuses and just giving reasons. Computer Gods infinite computational power and abstract existence: The gods have a will of their own, but they do not possess a body. It makes Jake unpredictable, impossible to truly control and if there's anything Dirk doesn't know how to cope with, it's that. The strong yet small ones ran the oddities of life. His dream self is seen covered in the Hegemonic Brute's blood, having foiled the Batterwitch's assassination attempt. For his friend Jane's thirteenth, Dirk gave her a bunny as a gift using sendificator technology; though Jake and Roxy's bunnies had their origins as family heirlooms, Dirk had to steal the original Con Air bunny from his "brother's" movie memorabilia museum, though its robotic shell was built from scratch. Afterwards, Dave brought him back to the victory platform and Jane later revived him. Most likely, she created them. You, a 18 year old had just started a new year of school. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Rivals of Aether. Dirk needs a ship to jettison off into space for endless villain misadventures as his new Ultimate self. Written to fill the prompt "robofucking". Download this Sheet | Return to Sheet | Return to Game. EB/GT You've had enough of everything, you're prepared to take your life. Tech-Hop He attempted to kill an AI of himself, and generally carried a violent attitude towards anything remotely resembling himself. You could call it their story density. TT Though by his own admission Andrew Hussie "[doesn't] know a damn thing about anime", the shape of Dirk's glasses are a transparent reference to the iconic pair worn by Kamina, a swordsman from the Gurren Lagann anime series. ==> ==> Be Dirk. Bouichirou pointed at him and he let out a long breath and nodded. Ultimate Dirk Strider (Homestuck) vs Super Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann Roxy frequently refers to him to things like SUCH a gay dude and has mentioned him being a guy who dont like girls, though he said that he finds the label of "gay" antediluvian, basically meaning old-fashioned, and that the term is a nuanced topic. As I reached out to grab it and try to pull it from the ground, a voice yelled over the pounding of the rain. It just so happens that he pesters you, but he brings along an unsolicited guest who puts the pressure on both of you. He revives Roxy before killing himself by sendificating his head to Jake, who revives him. Dirk Strider I do not mean the mathematical concept of infinity. Virtual alternate dimensions exist, the Formless Power exists, and another Keena appeared from somewhere and then vanished. By the time she gets to Harry's house in. Monika (DDLC) VS Ult. Every narrative level character can plot hax each other(lot of characters taht control plot only do it to those lower than them), but unlike lower beings who just get controlled by plot, they take away the narrative authority of the other, leaving them powerless. It may not display this or other websites correctly. He is also known to enjoy "legendary infinite showers" (which he may take when he is focusing on his dream self). Besides John, he was the only other person shown to get 3 hit scenes). Jane also believes that he is a bit bitter about his brother's success with Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the Moive, although he would never admit it. and Homestuck^2 has more then confirmed this. Steam Workshop::UltDirkStoryteller Jake remembers that he hates Fanta. [A6A6I5] ====> (6 pp.) Hiroshi frowned and Bouichirou corrected him. Sollux knew that voice well, he could make no mistake it had to be him. All we know is that a will is born when enough circuits are brought together. Gets narratively fodderized by Alt.Calliope(Pre Lord English Absorbtion) Super Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann vs Jiren (DBS), Mazinger ZERO vs Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (Gurren Lagann), True Darkseid with the Anti-Life Equation vs Super Teppen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Transcendence (Xeelee Sequence) vs STTGL (Gurren Lagann). @a_random_user: not a smart idea. These are the archetypes that created the different universes. The extra-universal gods urged him to look behind him. But luckily for him, you are not a woman at all--you are a twelve year old little girl in love with a charming puppet-porn master from the internet and you have traveled hundreds of miles to be his irl loli waifu.(Ult. Dirk's eyes were previously red before the changes in. (We also accept donations year-round, so you are able to donate whenever is convenient for you. In a little spur of a doomed timeline, off of both MEAT and CANDY, lies a timeline which subtlety evaded the dooming process. Akuto recalled a term he did not previously known as if scanning through his brain and retrieving the data. That worldview could be achieved by assuming a god created the world or the world was a story written by someone, but the existence of that god or storyteller could not be proven from within this world. I love a good villain song. The Trial of Dirk Strider: Struggling for Control, Within and Without If you're here to have fun don't download him. After exchanging a brief glance with Dave, the latter seemed to understand (due to Dirk's prompting) and proceeded to decapitate Lord Jack, Robot Jack, and Dirk, all at once. The Striders' dual-colour symbols may also reference Dirk's connection to the Cherubs. Dirk de-ages you and sends you to Bro's timeline to seduce him. TA His dream self on Derse has apparently been awake for years, much like Dave's was, although Dave was not aware of it. Dirk tries to message Jake constantly after he leaves in desire for more space from their relationship, though once all of his messages went ignored and he is confronted by trickster Jake, Dirk decides to take the initiative and break up with him instead. Like Jane and Roxy, Dirk's orange eye and text colors are brighter than his son Dave Strider's, and match the color of his sprite. > Ultimate Dirk: Go fuck yourself. - Archive of Our Own (9 pp.) uu: Jeer Dirk. It's kinda hard to imagine him reacting to that healthily. It is true they have computer circuits. All rights reserved. Bouichirous comment brought something to Akutos mind. that's it. -What is this? And then the combatants being above that, As well as having Meta-hax. Dirk landed in the middle of the flooded planet's vast ocean somewhere in what used to be Texas, and used his only companion, Lil Cal, as a flotation device to reach the former apartment complex where he now resides. A sexually romantic hatred is, Suffers this greatly. Dirk Strider 170 Results It's him. I may have needed an experience that overloaded me on the story aspect of life. That ending would be the end of reality. Dirk Strider's Ultimate Self, having acheived command over every iteration of himself, joins Rivals of Aether! I have good news. Dirk says that he and the AI he created, Hal, are the same people only to his convenience, and denies this to his inconvenience, similar to Dave and Davesprite. Homestuck: Post-Canon / Characters - TV Tropes All of his deaths are self inflicted in some way to aid them, and in his post [S] Game Over death he allows himself to be consumed by glitches because of his failure to save his friends. His own sheer level of self-loathing causes his death to be classified Just (firmly. [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) He is also the only one of the post-scratch kids whose Trickster outfit does not reveal any striped stockings so far. GA This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. Typing style Infinite amount of possible worlds (type III multiverse): You need to bring this world to an endbut thats a tricky thing. The shape of his hair, meanwhile, forms the silhouette of a bird, much like Dave's; the silhouette of a bird in flight can also be seen in the light orange section of his hat symbol. AC (5 pp.) However, because of his dense mind, and possibly his abilities as a Prince of Heart, he seems to be immune to the "sugar holocaust" properties of the Trickster mode. You destroyed the system closing us in, but the next system activated. The weak yet large ones ran everyday life. bladekind, puppetkind, fncysntakind Although his statement seems to imply that he knows about John's ectobiology shenanigans, in actuality he likely assumed he was the product of a reproduction process similar to the trolls', as the Condesce experimented with that before and during his lifetime. I'll update you on anyone else he can beat. Uses a lot of trailing commas,,,, instead of periods,, "Whatever. very rarely appears in game sessions, and is usually designated for the most naturally gifted warriors. [A6A6I5] ====> (6 pp.) ==> (2 pp.) (6 pp. Almost half a year after entering, Dirk is shown to be on the Land of Tombs and Krypton, wearing a mask to protect himself from the thick gases of the planet and shoes similar to that of his rapping robots. Dirk Strider's Ultimate Self, having acheived command over every iteration of himself, joins Rivals of Aether! After Dave unsuccessfully tries to contact someone through Karkat's computer, they have a much longer conversation about their respective upbringings, eventually bonding after Dave vents his frustrations about his brother, and Dirk apologizes. an esoteric process of genetic reamalgamation. Follow. no capitals, but otherwise proper grammar. After ascending to the God tiers, Dirk and Roxy are encountered by the Condesce herself. Age The other people representing universes that he had only caught a glimpse of finally faded into nothingness. If you're here to have fun don't download him. His megalomania and self-hatred make it impossible for him to not attempt to feed his ego. Name: Dirk Strider, timaeusTestified (Screen Name), DIRK HUMAN, Brain Ghost Dirk, Bro (Alternate Self), Classification: Human, Sburb Player, Prince of Heart, God Tier, Puppet Master, Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Weapon Mastery, (He's an expert in swordship and can use FNCYSNTAKIND, which is canonically the deadliest strife specibus), Acrobatics (Should be comparable to his pre-scratch version), Non-physical Interaction (Sburb players can touch ghosts), LimitedCosmic andFourth Wall Awareness Flight with Rocket Board, Summoning, Acausality (Type 1), Dimensional Storage, Accelerated Development (Can ascend in his Echeladder just by doing random actions or slaying ennemies, making him stronger and more durable with each rungs), Master Puppeteer, Afterimage Creation, Resistance to Mind Manipulation (completely unaffected by the Trickster high) and Heat Manipulation, All previous powers to a greater extent, Accelerated Development (God Tiers still level up through the echeladder, but also gain small powers known as "badges" over time, usually allowing to bypass one of Homestuck's rules), Flight, Immortality (Types 1, 4, and 8; can't truly die if his death isn't "Just" or "Heroic"), Resurrection , Soul Manipulation (can tear the souls out of others and destroy them), is connected to his alternate selves, Sealing, All previous powers to an immensely greater extent, Beyond-Dimensional Existence (Type 2), Large Size (Type 11), Immortality(Types 1, 4 and 8), Acausality (Type 5. First of all, we have to explain what exactly this world is. She began her explanation. demolish his control with almost zero effort. R1: With an equalized cosmology. He doesn't finish ripping Aranea's soul out of her body, and she recovers completely. <3 He also owns a tiny Maplehoof, who in her new size resembles a MLP figurine. that's the story. PC / Computer - Pesterquest - Ultimate Dirk Strider - The #1 source for video game sprites on the internet! that's the story. I'm not even joking this thing is such a dissappointment. He gave himself to a pixel void when his friends were killed, and he realized he had nothing left to fight for. "Look out! In which Time and Heart have a discussion about the abuse of narrative powers. Imo, Ult.Dirk>Lord English, with the scaling chain being: You must log in or register to reply here. He stood beneath the ruins of a statue of Yaldabaoth as John approached him, seeking to find answers as to what had happened. uu: Jeer Dirk. I want to free them from the stories. Akuto thought about Bouichirous analysis. Muse!Calliope takes control of Jade after her corpse is dropped in the Candy timeline. the projection of Dirk which existed in Jake's dream bubble, ripped his nuclear heart out and smashed it to pieces, build robots, set them to kill mode, and spar with them to death. The demon king had been meant to reveal the falsehood of the world, to transcend death, and to bring the computer gods and mankind to the true world. VGFacts DidYouKnowGaming? Let's talk about Dirk Strider, and the Ultimate Self. More kickin' rad subtleties than can be spelled out, yo. (2 pp.) uu: Jeer future Dirk. He allowed Caliborn to beat him up to protect the other alphas. her increasing level of world-dominating power, and the artists of Homestuck^2 drop a butt-focus shot early on, do literally anything to get Tavros away from the situation, screaming in anguish before breaking down into tears, seeming like the kind of thing that would happen in his situation, had a lengthy story of his own involving a Sburb session and even several versions of the heroes. it's barely even explicit but i marked it to be safe. | Has a God Complex, which make him even more overconfident. it's barely even explicit but i marked it to be safe. don't you just want to go APESHIT while dating your best bro? At the start of their adventure, he is shown to be concerned for her well being as the heiress to Crockercorp. When I say we can understand them, I mean those worlds can be simply described. He would send most of his body into a virtual alternate dimension and reform his body with mana. ), Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 5 [A6A6I5] ====> (5 pp.) All of those things point to the existence of an alternate dimension we can travel to and from., In other words, think of it as a world after death. Dirk and Caliborn talk frequently. He is the only one (thus far) who could negate the mental effects of Trickster Mode, although he changed physically. I1I2I4I5Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 1 [A6A6I1] ====> (6 pp.) You could alternatively say that our lives here are a lie. This is from what i got from Demon King Daimao, if it's wrong or something then idk. Not a scientifically observable universe, mind you. (34 pp.) It isn't just about being canonically alive - if you're Dirk, and you suddenly become aware of the existence of the narrative, to be alive means you need the canon to be alive. ==> (2 pp.) Being the Prince of Heart, Dirk "signs" his note to the Draconian Dignitary by sticking the Hegemonic Brute's <3 symbol on it. The Ultimate Self - Dirk Strider's Requiem | Wakraya on Patreon Dirk: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide. The first real interaction between Dirk and Dave, which takes place prior to their battle with Lord Jack, is forced and awkward, much more so than any other interaction so far between pre- and post-scratch kids. It was possible the one having the dream lived in a world that was itself the dream of someone in another world that was again someone elses dream, but even if that chain continued back infinitely, one specific origin could be found by facing that one Law of Identity. Dirk arrives through a fenestrated wall, landing right next to Dave. Akuto sealed Morlock in the virtual alternate dimension and set his size at no bigger than a few dozen mana particles. Dirk is also seen to be left handed when he draws, as shown when he is creating Caliborn's "Pornography.". TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Also uses bropuns at times. [A6A6I5] ====> (2 pp.) (Huge Thanks to @aslanZounder for the art work in Part one!). Please do not read it if that would bother you. Fought against possessed Alpha-Session Jack Noir) | Outerverse level (Can match Alt Calliope and The Director, but is a bit weaker. in L'Aquila (Abruzzo) Contents: Commune The population development of Sulmona as well as related information and services (weather, Wikipedia, Google, images). PC / Computer - Pesterquest - Ultimate Dirk Strider - The Spriters Resource I feel like I only came to understand myself once I saw the outside, agreed Akuto. And this means they can arrive at the infinite past for living creatures. So consider what it means to "live". The algorithms were originally guaranteed to be 96% indistinguishable from Dirk's native neurological responses, based on statistical analysis, which means that the percentage can change (and does, dropping to 93% upon Jake's continued probing). (2 pp.) That is the same as the birth of life and the birth of thought. (6 pp.) ==> (2 pp.) Postgame or AUDay 5. This mirrors Dave's own reluctance at the idea of meeting Dirk. He's for taking stress out on Ronalds. He takes her advice to make [his] presence known after the murder of the Hegemonic Brute seriously, leading to his uprising on Derse. )Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 2 [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) He is told he will arrive in the session in three hours and advised to contact Dave, which he does - however, the numerous stardust glitches surrounding Dirk cause his words to become unreadable. Eventually, he gets back to the Incipisphere, only to find it utterly destroyed. Outside the incipisphere, Dirk flies back to the session while communicating with Arquiusprite as a last resort, since he is the only person Dirk knows of who is available for contact. [A6A6I5] ====> [A6A6I5] ====> (15 pp. Dirk Strider is the post-scratch incarnation of Dave 's Bro. The extra-universal gods all contained their own unique stories and were thus the protagonists of those stories. Weaknesses: Prone to overconfidence and obnoxiousness. It is in an infinite retreat. #jakedirk on Tumblr (10 pp.) It would also be the end of the flow of time. TC He goes on to call Jake the only viable romantic target for him out of their group, and suggests that may be the reason for his infatuation with him. When he tries to leave one Jake English, something new awakens. He has made a few attempts to test the waters and see if Caliborn would consider reconciling with Calliope, but without much success. more concerned with himself at this point, vast amounts of money to bribe and corrupt the government to let her do what she wants, (not to imply that she wasnt already curvaceous in homestuck). WQ http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/HomestuckPostCanon. In addition, unlike the other three Tricksters, he has no visible mouth. Even compared to her Meat version; while her Meat version has some terrible opinions (not at all helped by Dirk's influence), her Candy version devolves to the point where she becomes a xenophobe seeking outright Troll-genocide, with multiple characters specifically describing her as fascist. Valve Corporation. Gyaaaaah! His scream trailed on and on as his body grew smaller and smaller. Dirk Strider Gifts & Merchandise for Sale | Redbubble @seagod: ik but lets see how far i can go be4 it gets closed or something. two gods, one robot, and one troll on a spaceship. So you come over to Dirks room. Only Akuto and Bouichirou remained at the table. ), Act 6 Act 5 Act 1 ==> ==> (7 pp.) A Sadness Runs Through Him (a Dirk Strider animatic) - YouTube ==> ==> (11 pp.) You were his sun and he was your night. [A6A6I5] ====> (4 pp.) )Act 6 Act 2 Jane: Answer Di-Stri. Oh well, definitely totally proofread this before I posted it (no I fucking didn't). As a more personal matter, Dirk scanned his brain when he was thirteen years old, and uploaded the copy of his brain into his sunglasses, where Lil Hal resides. Ultimate Dirk Strider - Works | Archive of Our Own JavaScript is disabled. It would seem that Dirk is one of the few people in Homestuck who considers triangular shades cool: John, Dirk Strider committed suicide in canon three times, arguably five times, far more than any other character, to the point where his death became a running joke. Until then, it could be said that the story was shared by all. She then finds out that Terezi was looking for her, and all the while she's bagging John to send her back. [A6A6I1] ====> (3 pp. WK and see into the internet infinite ocean of possibility and everything that can happen as it has been written, and it if has been written then he can read it. You would love to fall for him over and over again. He captchalogues several objects, including Squarewave and his sendificator, before leaving Sawtooth to send his home to the Medium and going through the fenestrated wall sent by the God Cat from Roxy's house with his rocket board. )Act 6 Act 5 Act 1 x2 ==> ==> (4 pp.) When Dirk was thirteen, he used the captcha code of his brain to create an AI duplicate of himself. The story of interference from outside the universe was centered on not perceiving the world as fictional. You live in a fiction yet you hate fiction. (spoilers) A friend figured out why dirk is the way he is in the One method of avoiding an unhappy story is to not allow the characters to age and to keep their minds unchanged. The two are then reunited with Jane and wake up Jake in time for him to revive Dirk. Eeeeee! shrieked Morlock in the virtual alternate dimension. He can ko Boss!Zetta, Cosmic Ronald, and Cosmic Diety Fox. The bodiless gods can arrive at the thought processes of single-celled life forms. (8 pp.) A Rant-Post about Dirk Strider : r/homestuck - Reddit And if each individual was free, someone would eventually attempt to learn the truth of the world. More kickin' rad subtleties than can be spelled out, yo. After Dirk's dream self awakens, he revives Jane and takes Roxy and himself to their session's Frog Temple, where they wait in the time capsule until Jake's time. Many of his conversations with Arquiusprite deteriorate into a yes/no back and forth, and his tendency to refer to Arquiusprite as a copy of him and not the 'real' Dirk tend to get on the latter's nerves severely. Computer Gods trying to transcend a R>F layer: Even if the world was fictional to the Law of Identity, that fiction could be life with a will of its own. To that question alone, there was no clear answer. (This is a collection of oneshot mini comics. MS Paint Adventures Wiki is a FANDOM Comics Community. A high-rise apartment in the middle of the ocean (Formerly Houston, Texas) DogtierxCattierDay 6. Fight in a Nexus of metaphysical realities(stories), they start. First Appearance He also said that he admired Dirk and that Dirk had a "powerful body.". Live(s) in Does that cover it?. He can ko Boss!Zetta, Cosmic Ronald, and Cosmic Diety Fox. Unite SynchronizationOrange HatBattle BrotocolAnbroids V2.0Whistling JackhammerTime on My SideAustin, AtlantisDespotStressMiasmajestySweet Dreams, TimaeusMoonsetterBeatupStride This indicates that Dirk's romantic interest in Jake began to manifest when he was around thirteen, since that was when Dirk first built the auto-responder using a captcha of his own brain. But most of all, I hate you for having what I can't have. Dirk's auto-responder alluded to this. Rejecting all but the Law of Identity would leave yourself facing the one Law of Identity all alone. But what if the world were someones dream? ), you find yourself in the middle of the ocean with no memory, no idea where you are, and no one to help. Dirk Strider | MS Paint Adventures Wiki | Fandom . - They were not life forms, so if they could possess a will of their own, did that not prove that the world was fictional? [A6A6I1] ====> (5 pp.) For a while, the two of them were too shocked to speak, but Bouichirou finally agreed with Akuto. Prince of Heart Dirk: Answer. To understand, we'll have to consult a poet who's of the devil's part: John Milton. He is also killed by Spades Slick's gun, and seriously injured by an energy blast; both times he was resuscitated by Terezi and Dave, and immediately rejoined the fight. While Homestuck has Infinite Multiverses with each multiverse being all possible multiverse there can be and each one containing every possible instatiation of the universe(as well as each choice creating infinitely hazy field of micro-choices, with each one being a timeline). A compilation of my DirkJake drabbles for the week.Day 1. Dirk attempts to aggress her, but is suddenly obstructed by Jade Harley, who gives him a hook to the lips and teleports him away to the Furthest Ring, the same way she did with Jack Noir. But what if a bystander wanted to take his too? @Bucketman No problem. What if heaven or hell actually existed? Dirk, the manipulator of timelines, the one man who took control of the narrative to begin a new session, an unstoppable force, was losing at Chess to a Lord English Wannabe. There were few personalities that were not influenced by him and there had only been one person from whom he had been able to receive advice. Virgilia d'Andrea. This results in him coming off as obnoxious at times, trying to make his friends think more. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. When Aranea activates Jake's Page of Hope powers, his belief in Dirk causes the mind splinter to become real. Like his pre-scratch self, he has a big interest in smuppets and puppets in general (although it seems this interest has expanded into the field of robotics). As he attempts to leave the dream bubble, Dirk finds he cannot leave it, so he throws Roxy out of the bubble instead, while he is awoken by Aranea Serket's powers.
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